As Opposed To…?

Sometimes I have to wonder about product names.

My wife and I occasionally find enjoyment in shopping at the dollar store. She for the great deals on some products. Me for things like this:

Wearable Birthday Hats

Kind of makes me wonder where they sell “Unwearable Birthday Hats?”

Have a great rest of the weekend.

What products have you seen with crazy names?

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  • Rich Weekly

    You can buy these Almond Poppyseed muffins and the poppyseeds are included. If they were not included wouldn’t they just be muffins.

    • Ha!

      Actually they would be almond muffins 🙂 But are the almonds enclosed as well? Or is it almond flour/meal?

  • I tell marketing clients to communicate very clearly, but so much that people think you think they’re dumb.

  • Love these! It’s also fun to see the legal warnings on packages these days, and how common sense doesn’t seem to rule the day any more.

  • lulu

    In the dollar store I saw a child’s blow up pool circle in a horse theme. The packaging said “This is a toy. It should not be used as a floatation device.” Hmm – pool toy – water – hole for child. What should it be used for??? I’d love to ask. I’ve also seen plastic containers in the “kitchen section” that actually read “do not use to store food”. Makes ya wonder?!?!?

  • I’m just wondering where they sell the wearable birthday shoes and gloves.