Sometimes I have to wonder about product names.

My wife and I occasionally find enjoyment in shopping at the dollar store. She for the great deals on some products. Me for things like this:

Wearable Birthday Hats

Kind of makes me wonder where they sell “Unwearable Birthday Hats?”

Have a great rest of the weekend.

What products have you seen with crazy names?

6 thoughts on “As Opposed To…?

  1. Rich Weekly says:

    You can buy these Almond Poppyseed muffins and the poppyseeds are included. If they were not included wouldn’t they just be muffins.

    1. Matt McWilliams says:


      Actually they would be almond muffins 🙂 But are the almonds enclosed as well? Or is it almond flour/meal?

  2. Joel Fortner says:

    I tell marketing clients to communicate very clearly, but so much that people think you think they’re dumb.

  3. Skip Prichard says:

    Love these! It’s also fun to see the legal warnings on packages these days, and how common sense doesn’t seem to rule the day any more.

  4. In the dollar store I saw a child’s blow up pool circle in a horse theme. The packaging said “This is a toy. It should not be used as a floatation device.” Hmm – pool toy – water – hole for child. What should it be used for??? I’d love to ask. I’ve also seen plastic containers in the “kitchen section” that actually read “do not use to store food”. Makes ya wonder?!?!?

  5. Jon Stolpe says:

    I’m just wondering where they sell the wearable birthday shoes and gloves.

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